[Voice Over, accompanied by the title screen music from Super Mario 64]

Mario and Luigi: Stupid Mario Brothers!

Mario: Episode 6! [As Mario says "six", the word "SIX" appears beneath the title card, "S" highlighted in red, "I" in grey, and "X" in white.]

[Mario and Luigi once again arrive at the mailbox, and pull out another one of Bowser's letters]

[Bowser's "theme" starts up, his unintelligible language accompanied by subtitles]

Bowser: So........................... They didn't get you guys... You know I didn't want them to hurt your (sic) right?... You guys coming back soon?... ..............miss you............ [Mario and Luigi are rather stumped by the letter, particularly the last line]

Mario: Pathetic! What a loser! [Mario stuffs the letter back in the mailbox]

Luigi: What do you want to do now Mario?

Mario: Want to grow our mustaches back?

Luigi: Okay! [Both face the camera and hold their thumbs up in approval]

[On a black screen, a title reads "3 Months Later"]

Narrator: Three months later!

[Still standing at the mailbox, Mario and Luigi now have fully grown mustaches]

Luigi: What do you want to do NOW, Mario?

Mario: Want to go ride a go-kart?

Luigi: Okie dokie!

[Mario and Luigi ride a go-kart up the hill. Atop the hill, Mario and Luigi have stopped their kart]

Luigi: Mario, these mustaches are getting really itchy!

Mario: Want to shave again?

Luigi: Okay! [Mario and Luigi simply tear off their mustaches]

[Mario and Luigi continue towards their house, accompanied by "Happy Together" by The Turtles]

♫Imagine me and you, I do I think about you day and night, it's only right

To think about the girl you love and hold her tight

So happy together♫

[Mario and Luigi stop the kart to laugh together]

♫If I should call you up, invest a dime

And you say you belong to me and ease my mind

Imagine how the world could be, so very fine

[The two drive off again]

So happy together♫

♫I can't see me lovin' nobody but you

For all my life

When you're with me, baby the skies'll be blue

For all my life

You an me-♫

[Suddenly, on the battlefield, Mario and Luigi shriek horribly and stop their kart just before a small, round object hits the dirt in front of them. Bewildered, Mario picks up and surveys the object.]

Mario: What kind of a moron throws a ball at someone?

Luigi: I don't know Mario, but I think I see someone over there.

Mario: Where?

Luigi: Over there, see? He's hiding. [Luigi points in the person's direction]

Stranger: Gotta catch 'em all. [He surveys his surroundings and then jumps out from behind a tree, to a cover of the original Pokémon TV show theme, which he then proceeds to dance to]

♫I wanna be the very best

Like no one ever was

To catch them is my real test

To train them is my cause

I will travel across the land

Searching far and wide

Teach Pokémon to understand

The pow-♫

[Mario and Luigi walk up to the stranger]

Mario: Excuse-a me, but who are you?

Stranger: My name is Ash Ketchum!

Ash: I come from Kanto City, I was trying to catch you.

Mario: Catch me, why?

Ash: Because, I gotta catch 'em all.

Luigi: Catch WHAT all?

Ash: All the Pokémon.

Mario: What are Pokémon?!

Ash: What I have to catch all of.

Luigi: Why did you throw this ball at us?

Ash: I mistook you for a Charizard, level 37, post-transformation Charmeleon.

Mario: And that's a Pokémon?

Ash: It is one of kabillions that I must catch, for I must, catch them all.

Mario: And why do you have to catch 'em all?!

Ash: Because, ...I gotta. [The camera dramatically zooms in on Ash's face during the last part of his sentence]

Mario: Ash Ketchum, Ash Ketchum... I remember where I heard your name! That's right, Donkey Kong mentioned you! He said you tried to shove him into one of those balls!

Luigi: Oh, so he's THAT Ash Ketchum.

Mario: Do me a favor, kid: Stay the crap away from us!

Luigi: Yeah, and take your stupid ball with you!

[Luigi throws the Pokéball at Ash, hitting him with in the head. Ash begrudgingly picks up the ball and walks away, his back turned.]

Mario: Nobody likes you, Ash!!!

Ash: Oh... [Ash clumsily drops the Pokéball and picks it up again while running off]

Luigi: Well thank goodness we got rid of that weirdo!

Mario: I know! Who wears short sleeves in winter?

Luigi: Hmm... I wonder what Wario and Waluigi are doing.

[Meanwhile, at Wario's House]

Waluigi: What do you want to do now, Wario?

Wario: Wanna watch The Golden Compass?

Waluigi: No, that movie sucks! Let's watch Lord of the Rings!

Wario: Whaaaaaat?!?!

[Outraged, Wario tugs at Waluigi's overalls while yelling at him]

Wario: I hate Lord of the Rings, and I hate Peter Jackson, and I hate you!

[Wario's temper settles down as he quietly regrets lashing out at Waluigi]

Wario: Weh... Wanna go bug the Mario Brothers?

Waluigi: Okay...

[URL screen of the Richalvarez channel. Super Mario Bros. death jingle plays. etting kind]

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