Pirate Crunch is a type of cereal that wakes up people who are drunk and its mascot is Pirate Crunch. It is avalible in three flavours; Berries, original and peanut butter. It is designed for pirates to eat and supposedly gives pirates energy through battle. Captain Morgan is woken by it. Captain Morgan soon discovers that you can add rum instead of milk to it.
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