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| Pirate Crunch | |
| Gender: | Male |
| Series: | Stupid Mario Brothers |
| Allies: | Captain Morgan Pirates Darkness |
| Enemies: | Zubashi Master Gangles Ninjas |
| Debut: | The Super Mario Brothers |
| Conclusion: | The Super Mario Brothers |
| Status: | Alive |
| Portrayer: | Julian Petruzzelli |
Pirate Crunch is a pirate and the mascot and possible creator of Pirate Crunch cereal. He is an expert in waking up sleeping pirates with his cereal.
History
Background
Pirate Crunch's background is unknown, but he presumably began creating cereal at some point in his life. He once tried offering some to some kids, but they tied him up and tried to get him to make them a pile of gold using his "magic".
Season Five
After Captain Morgan drank himself into a coma, the Darkness sent for Pirate Crunch to come wake up Morgan with his
"Pirate Crunch for everybody!"
delicious cereal. ("It's Never a good time to ignore your girlfriend. EVER!")
Pirate Crunch showed up on the eve of the battle, his cereal waking up Morgan instantly. Morgan declared that there be Pirate Crunch for everybody, increasing their strength and skill for the battle. Pirate Crunch then joined the pirates in the battle against the ninjas. In the battle, he was able to use the Cereal Technique Fist Blast to kill a ninja with poisoned cereal. However, when the pirates start falling, Pirate Crunch decides that the battle has become embarassing and leave to eat his cereal in peace. ("The Super Mario Brothers")
Abilities
Pirate Crunch is skilled at making delicious cereal, and can also use Pirate Techniques, including the Cereal Technique Fist Blast.
Trivia
- Pirate Crunch first appeared in a comedy sketch video on Rich Alvarez's ProjectRichard channel.