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Pirate Crunch
Gender:	Male
Series:	Stupid Mario Brothers
Allies:	Captain Morgan Pirates Darkness
Enemies:	Zubashi Master Gangles Ninjas
Debut:	Pirate Crunch (video)
Conclusion:	The Super Mario Brothers
Status:	Alive
Portrayer:	Julian Petruzzelli

Pirate Crunch is a pirate and the mascot and possible creator of Pirate Crunch cereal. He is an expert in waking up sleeping pirates with his cereal.

History

Background

Pirate Crunch's background is unknown, but he presumably began creating cereal at some point in his life. He once tried offering some to some men, but they tied him up and tried to get him to make them a pile of gold using his "magic".

Season Five

After Captain Morgan drank himself into a coma, the Darkness sent for Pirate Crunch to come wake up Morgan with his

delicious cereal. ("It's Never a good time to ignore your girlfriend. EVER!")

Pirate Crunch showed up on the eve of the battle, his cereal waking up Morgan instantly. Morgan declared that there be Pirate Crunch for everybody, increasing their strength and skill for the battle. Pirate Crunch then joined the pirates in the battle against the ninjas. In the battle, he was able to use the Cereal Technique Fist Blast to kill a ninja with poisoned cereal. However, when the pirates start falling, Pirate Crunch decides that the battle has become embarassing and leave to eat his cereal in peace. ("The Super Mario Brothers")

Abilities

Pirate Crunch is skilled at making delicious cereal, and can also use Pirate Techniques, including the Cereal Technique Fist Blast.

Trivia

Pirate Crunch first appeared in a comedy sketch video on Rich Alvarez's ProjectRichard channel.

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 ==History==
 ===Background===
-Pirate Crunch's background is unknown, but he presumably began creating cereal at some point in his life. He once tried offering some to some kids, but they tied him up and tried to get him to make them a pile of gold using his "magic".
+Pirate Crunch's background is unknown, but he presumably began creating cereal at some point in his life. He once tried offering some to some men, but they tied him up and tried to get him to make them a pile of gold using his "magic".
 ===[[Season Five]]===
 After [[Captain Morgan]] drank himself into a coma, [[the Darkness]] sent for Pirate Crunch to come wake up Morgan with his [[File:PirateCrunch.png|thumb|left|"Pirate Crunch for everybody!"]]delicious [[Pirate Crunch cereal|cereal]].{{Storylink|It's Never a good time to ignore your girlfriend. EVER!}}
 Pirate Crunch showed up on the eve of the battle, his cereal waking up Morgan instantly. Morgan declared that there be Pirate Crunch for everybody, increasing their strength and skill for the battle. Pirate Crunch then joined the pirates in the battle against the [[ninjas]]. In the battle, he was able to use the Cereal Technique Fist Blast to kill a ninja with poisoned cereal. However, when the pirates start falling, Pirate Crunch decides that the battle has become embarassing and leave to eat his cereal in peace. {{Storylink|The Super Mario Brothers}}
 ==Abilities==
 Pirate Crunch is skilled at making delicious cereal, and can also use [[Pirate Techniques]], including the Cereal Technique Fist Blast.