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Pirate Crunch
Gender: Male
Series: Stupid Mario Brothers
Allies: Captain Morgan
Enemies: Zubashi
Master Gangles
Debut: Pirate Crunch (video)
Conclusion: The Super Mario Brothers
Status: Alive
Portrayer: Julian Petruzzelli
Pirate Crunch is a pirate and the mascot and creator of Pirate Crunch cereal. He is an expert in waking up sleeping pirates with his cereal.



Pirate Crunch's background is unknown, but he presumably began creating cereal at some point in his life. He once tried offering some to some men, but they tied him up and tried to get him to make them a pile of gold using his "magic".

Season FiveEdit

After Captain Morgan drank himself into a coma, the Darkness sent for Pirate Crunch to come wake up the captain with his

"Pirate Crunch for everybody!"

delicious cereal. ("It's Never a good time to ignore your girlfriend. EVER!")

Pirate Crunch showed up on the eve of the battle, his cereal waking up Morgan instantly. Morgan declared there would be Pirate Crunch for everybody, increasing their strength and skill for the battle. Pirate Crunch then joined the pirates in the battle against the ninjas. In the battle, he was able to use the Cereal Technique Fist Blast to kill a ninja with poisoned cereal. However, when the pirates start falling, Pirate Crunch decides that the battle has become embarassing and leaves to eat his cereal in peace. ("The Super Mario Brothers")

Abilities / SkillsEdit

Pirate Crunch is skilled at making delicious cereal, and can also use Pirate Techniques, including the Cereal Technique Fist Blast.


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