"Knights & Kites" is a song used in Oops! We Broke the Table Part II: Galahad, the Last 'Knight. While the entirety of the film has never been released publicly, the scene exists on Richalvarez.
The song is a parody of "Girls & Boys" by Good Charlotte.
Description[]
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Overview[]
Lancelot and Tristian explain to the audience why knights do not like kites.
Synopsis[]
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Lyrics[]
We're well dressed,
with shades on!
Good looking!
Never wrong!
We do what we want to in all situations,
and we'll cut your head off if you start complaining,
cause we conquer everything!
Knights don't like kites,
knights like swords and magic!
Knights will run when things are looking tragic!
Reviving our comrades,
no clothes on,
did they have!
Executions up in the trees!
Getting stung by killer bees!
We do what we want to and never say please!
If you piss us off then we'll cut off your knees,
and do it while drinking ice tea!
Knights don't like kites,
knights like swords and magic!
Knights will run when things are looking tragic!
And these knights have these fights,
in their hatred for kites!
If you think we're crazy,
We're probably just lazy!
Knights don't like kites,
knights like swords and magic!
Knights rule!
Screw kites!
Knights don't like kites,
knights like swords and magic!
Knights will run when things are looking tragic!
And these knights have these fights,
in their hatred for kites!
Kites are retarded!
Hey, who the hell farted?
Knights don't like kites,
knights like swords and magic!
All of these wizards,
and all of these knights,
losing their minds in a ridiculous fight.
All of these wizards,
and all of these knights,
losing their minds in a ridiculous fight.
All of these wizards,
and all of these knights,
losing their minds in a ridiculous fight.
All of these wizards,
and all of these knights,
losing their minds in a ridiculous fight.
Trivia[]
- The line "Hey, who the hell farted?" is a reference to The Revenge of Morgana.
- Tristian can be seen holding a bottle of Wild Cherry Pepsi, a running gag seen throughout various RMA Productions films.